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Firstly, why even buy one? In a word: China. While my lake-filled city, Suzhou, is usually pleasant – certainly nothing like Beijing and many heavy industry-based cities where a blue sky is more of a rarity than a norm – there are still enough off days to cause concern. Those are the days on which you imagine all those tiny PM2.5 toxins entering your lungs like those cartoonishly evil, spiky tar molecules in an anti-smoking PSA.

A breath of fresher air

This is the top of the device, from which it pulls in the air.

The plastic feels solid. It looks like metal from a distance.