(1) We will not falsify customs documents. Doing so constitutes fraud and is illegal both in your country and ours. People have in fact gone to jail over this, and it is absolutely not worth it, so please don't ask. (2) Our return policy applies to international bidders, so if you are not happy you can return it for a refund of the purchase price, but please note that we will not refund shipping charges or any other amount, just the purchase price.
(3) We always try and ship items as quickly as possible. When we pack an item for shipment we call the carrier to come pick the item up. International bidders should know that it sometimes takes Fedex several days to come and pick up an item. This causes some minor delays. There is nothing we can do about it, please be understanding that these delays are not our fault.