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[Translation from English to Japanese ] What about God? If He were alive today, God would have to be an atheist, beca...

Original Texts
What about God? If He were alive today, God would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit air-conditioning big time, big time.
sanderson
Translated by sanderson
神はどうなんだよ。もし彼が現代に生きていたら絶対無神論者になってるはずだ。
なにせ、糞がエアコンに盛大に体当たりするようなふざけた世界だからね。

Result of Translation in Conyac

Number of Characters of Requests:
139letters
Translation Language
English → Japanese
Translation Fee
$3.135
Translation Time
about 8 hours
Freelancer
sanderson sanderson

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sanderson's Public Translations

Wow, you are a G-shock collector!
It's amazing that you have 20 of them already!
I appreciate if you could make the payment right away, but it's OK to be after the contact. （この後に「of ～」とつなげて、何の連絡後なのかを付け足せます。例：of delivery. (発送の連絡後。））

This G-shock is all sold out in net shops in Japan.
Only way to get it is to wait until it comes up on the Yahoo auction.
I can set the alert and let you know when it's available.
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It's my true feeling.
What I'm really thinking is always invisible.
Instead, the dirty ulterior motive I want to hide always comes out. (glimpses...)
So I just be straightforward.
I love you.
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Not even a human being.
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