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[Translation from English to Japanese ] What about God? If He were alive today, God would have to be an atheist, beca...

Original Texts
What about God? If He were alive today, God would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit air-conditioning big time, big time.
sanderson Translated by sanderson
神はどうなんだよ。もし彼が現代に生きていたら絶対無神論者になってるはずだ。
なにせ、糞がエアコンに盛大に体当たりするようなふざけた世界だからね。

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