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Japanese

日本のビジネスマンは、会社への遅刻は死を意味する。また朝ごはん抜きも死を意味する。

悪いニュースと良いニュースがある。
悪いニュースは、朝ごはんを食べずに出てきてしまったことだ。さらに悪いことにチーム全員猫舌だ。
良いニュースは、ちょうど駅の階段を登りきろうとするその時、乗らなくてはならない電車が、特急電車の通過待ちで45秒後に出発するというアナウンスがあったことだ。

さあ戦闘の始まりだ！

箸ホルダーからマイ箸を取り出し、仲間たちと共に駅そば屋へ駆け込みテーブルへ着き「かけそば！」

English

Coming late to work for Japanese business workers means death.
Coming to work without breakfast means the same.

There are good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is you came to work without breakfast and even worse, all your team members can't eat hot food.
The good news is that the train you have to take is leaving in 45 seconds after the limited express train past, which is just announced.

Here we go, our fight begins!

Take your my chopsticks from your chopsticks holder and run into the station soba noodle shop with your team mates. Get the table and shout "Kake Soba!"

Reviews ( 1 )

yxn667 rated this translation result as ★★★★ 05 Feb 2015 at 19:53

original
Coming late to work for Japanese business workers means death.
Coming to work without breakfast means the same.

There are good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is you came to work without breakfast and even worse, all your team members can't eat hot food.
The good news is that the train you have to take is leaving in 45 seconds after the limited express train past, which is just announced.

Here we go, our fight begins!

Take your my chopsticks from your chopsticks holder and run into the station soba noodle shop with your team mates. Get the table and shout "Kake Soba!"

corrected
Coming late to work for Japanese business workers means death.
Coming to work without breakfast means the same.

There are good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is you came to work without breakfast and even worse, all your team members can't eat hot food.
The good news is that the train you have to take is leaving in 45 seconds after the limited express train past, which is just announced.

Here we go, our fight begins!

Take your own chopsticks from your chopsticks holder and run into the station soba noodle shop with your team mates. Get the table and shout "Kake Soba!"

[yuki_p]

Thank you so much!