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[Translation from Japanese to English ] Hell to the "Evolution", is what I would say. Human beings are some kind of m...

Original Texts
「進化」なんてくそくらえ、というのが私の意見だ。人間というのは、何かの間違いなのだ。この銀河系で唯一の生命あふれるすばらしい惑星をぼろぼろにしてしまったのだから。
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Translated by kmkj
“Darn evolution!” is what I think. Human being has gone somewhere wrong. It has destroyed this wonderful planet, which is the only one full of life in the universe.

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Number of Characters of Requests:
81letters
Translation Language
Japanese → English
Translation Fee
$7.29
Translation Time
14 minutes
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