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[Translation from Japanese to English ] If I can use English perfectly, I wouldn't write using my damn English and li...

Original Texts
もし英語が完璧に出来るなら、このサイト(ここではありません)で下手な英語、人生の恥さらしながら書いてないよ。
Translated by jaytee
If my English was perfect, I wouldn't be visiting this site and telling my shameful life story with such a bad English.

Result of Translation in Conyac

Number of Characters of Requests:
54letters
Translation Language
Japanese → English
Translation Fee
$4.86
Translation Time
about 6 hours
Freelancer
jaytee jaytee
Starter
早朝に翻訳してます。