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[Translation from English to Japanese ] [joke] Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, o...

Original Texts
[joke]
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
ausgc
Translated by ausgc
昔々あるところで、２つのマフィンが電子レンジに入っていました。
唐突に片方の*マフィンが言いました。
「なあ、この中ってば暑いよなあ！」
するともう片方のマフィンが叫びました、
「見て見て、喋るマフィンだよ！」

*「on of the muffins」ではなくて、「one of the muffins」ですね

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Number of Characters of Requests:
183letters
Translation Language
English → Japanese
Translation Fee
$4.125
Translation Time
1 day
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