"Ralph Wiggum: Oh. You're still quoting Ralph? This is probably going to be an awkward conversation, then. There's nothing wrong with quoting Ralph Wiggum. 'Me fail English? That's un-possible!' is a masterpiece of short-form joke structure, with a smidge of social commentary about the state of the American education system thrown in to taste. It's a fine quote. It's also ... what's the word, Beyonce? Oh, right: basic. Entry-level. Simpsons for beginners. Ralph Wiggum was one of the first Simpsons tertiary characters to gain a real fan following, but if you're still rocking 'I bent my wookiee' in 2013, your quote game has, quite simply, failed to evolve.
Comic Book Guy: It's almost impossible not to quote the Comic Book Guy, we realize. 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' and probably 'I've wasted my life' have leapt free of the Simpsons orbit and into the actual lexicon. Fine. But it would behoove us all, as a society, to check ourselves when it comes to the further proliferation of Comic Book Guy quotes. The world has moved beyond this particular vision of the Harry Knowles-style nerd. See? That's the first time you've thought of Harry Knowles in literally three years. Case closed."