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[Translation from English to Japanese ] The funny thing is that while buying the big stack of lesbian records that th...

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The funny thing is that while buying the big stack of lesbian records that this came with I can recall lamenting to my girlfriend that, while I continue to buy any homemade lesbian record I encounter, I’ve yet to find one of any actual musical merit… nor did I really believe I ever would. And yes, I’ve heard Linda Tillery and Baba Yaga, and all the Olivia junk. I am after the real private lesbian experience full of dark misunderstood suffering, damn it.
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Translated by umhauer32
面白いことに大量のレズビアンもののレコードを買った時にガールフレンドに泣きついてしまう一方で、出会った手作りのレズビアンもののレコードを買い続けてたりするんだけど未だに音楽の利点が分からないんだよ。今までそんな経験が起こるとも思えない。リンダ・ティレリーとかババ・ヤガとかオリヴィア・ジャンクを聞いてきた。
私は本物のレズビアンの経験が誤解されてる気がするんだよ、最悪。

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Translation Language
English → Japanese
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Translation Time
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初めまして。小原と申します。
現在は英語教育に携わっておりますが、以前より単発的に市の観光名所や会社のプレゼンテーションの英語から日本語、日本語から英語...

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That is okay however, I had ask early but no respond. Thank you
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umhauer32's Public Translations

Hello.
Have you decided the time when you give me a power supply?
If you decide the exact date, please tell me.
Japanese → English
I used to buy some products in your shop B2B site.
I’d like to buy some items again but I can not find your website. Can I buy products in VIP program like before?
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Anyway, please confirm that your address is correct and if the product comes back to you, let me know.
At first, please send me a message like you read this message soon.
I can’t be relieved regarding to this trade.Please make an action as soon as possible to show me your sincerity.Best regards,
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If you don’t mind using DHL, I can send you the product at regular speed. If you choose this option, I’ll send you the invoice.

3. Do you want to ship it by ship?
It takes 2 or 3 months to get your product if you choose this option.
I think it is better to choose option1. Because option 1 is secure.
I’m looking forward to your reply.
I hope the world will be back to normal.
Take care.
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