[Translation from Japanese to English ] H: Nichi and Sachi were not able to go when you collapsed. In the end, we had...

Additional info

H: Husband; W: Wife; W's sis.: Wife's sister

Original text

H:お前 倒れた時は二ッチもサッチも行かなかったもんなー。結局 実家に頼る事になっちゃまって...
W:お姉ちゃんにも迷惑かけたねー
W's sis:ハハハ 今度何かおごれ
H:アシ料料出してるだろ？
W:時にお姉ちゃん信昭に変な気起こさなかったでしょーねえ？
W's sis:まさか。 全然タイプじゃないもの
H:その割に酔っ払って迎えに来させたりしてたけどね
W's sis:そんな事あったっけ？
H:やっぱ お前の姉ちゃんこえーな
W:昔から男にはナチュラルキラーだからね
H:そういや...

Translation / English

H: Nichi and Sachi were not able to go when you collapsed. In the end, we had to request my parents...
W: It caused inconvenience to my sister
W's sis: Hahaha. Is it pride this time?
H: The assist fee was provided right?
W: Doesn't Sister Nobuaki sometimes have a strange mind?
W's sis: No way. She's not that type at all
H: And considering if to come or not while drunk
W's sis: Was there such a thing?
H: Your sister is definitely scary
W: She has always been a natural man killer since before
H: That's not good...

Translation / English

H: I was bog down when you fell over. It ended up relying on my family...
W: it caused trouble to sister.
W's sis: Hahaha, treat me something next time.
H: We owed your transportation, right?
W: By the way, sis, you didn't come to like Nobuaki, did you?
W's sis: No way. He is out of my taste.
H: But you often made me pick you up when drunk.
W's sis: Did I?
H; I'm scared of your sister.
W: She's been a Natural Killer of a men, always.
H: Oh yes...