[Translation from Japanese to English ] What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine Oh, Dear Friend! Resistance is fu...

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意訳でも良いです。日本語の原文の面白いニュアンスを良く反映した訳を希望します。

Original text

お前のものは俺のもの　俺のものも俺のもの
心の友よ！
無駄　無駄　無駄
だが断る
トゥットルー
まるっ
逃げちゃダメだ
あなたは死なないわ
わけがわからないよ
こんなの絶対おかしいよ

歩こう 歩こう
はにゃ～ん
わが生涯に一片の悔いなし
ただの豚
馬鹿めと言ってやれ
ほええええええ
なっ、なんだってー！
い～もんもってんじゃん
おわった…なにもかも…
なんぴとたりとも

Translation / English

What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine
Oh, Dear Friend!
Resistance is futile
No thanks
Oh, Dear God!
Yikes
Don't run away
You're not gonna die
It doesn't make sense
I have to admit

Let's take a walk
Here we are
I regret nothing in my life
I'm just a simple piggy
But a piggy can climb a tree if he wants
Yahoo!!
What are you talking about?!
Hey, you've got some nice things
Yep, it's over. All over...
She sells sea shells on the sea shore

Translation / English

What's yours is mine. What's mine is mine.
Soul mate!
It's pointless It's pointless It's pointless
But I refuse
Tootoloo
Maru!
Can't run away
You won't die
I can't understand
No doubt this is strange

Let's walk Let's walk
Wo~w
Without a sliver of regret in our life
Just an ordinary pig
Call me an idiot!
Whoooah!
W...What did you say?
You have a good one!
It's over....anything and everything
No one at all