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Spanish

El borracho que llega tarde en la noche a su propia casa y empieza a gritar:
Reinita, ábreme la puerta que le traigo flores a la mujer más linda.
La mujer baja corriendo y abre la puerta y dice:
¿Dónde están las flores?
El borrachito contesta:
A ver, y dónde está la mujer más linda.

English

There's this drunk, who comes home late at night and starts to yell, "Darling, open the door, I've got flowers for the most beautiful woman in the world!"
His wife comes running down, opens the door and says,
"Where are the flowers?"
The drunk replies,
"I need to see the most beautiful woman in the world first!"

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