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[Translation from English to Japanese ] Hi, I'm looking for fire wood for next years Guy Fawks Bonfire celebrations ...

Original Texts
Hi,
I'm looking for fire wood for next years Guy Fawks Bonfire celebrations and I feel this instrument would be a perfect start to my fire wood burning collection. Will you accept $0.00000269 for this FUCKING TOTAL PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT?
Thanks
Translated by kujitan
こんにちは
私は来年のGuy Fawks Bonfire祝いで使う薪を探しています。そしてこの道具は薪を燃やし始めるのに最適のように思えます。
$0.00000269でいかがでしょうか?
ありがとうございます。

Result of Translation in Conyac

Number of Characters of Requests:
247letters
Translation Language
English → Japanese
Translation Fee
$5.565
Translation Time
9 minutes
Freelancer
kujitan kujitan
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